Private Brains was a young woman who was killed during the zombeh outbreak, and resurrected as a mindless zombie. Private Brains was a nickname given to her by Matt, and her real name is yet to be revealed. In Zombeh Attack 3, She appears to be "recruiting" as a soldier in Matt's army. Matt agrees to let her enlist, and suggests she gets a haircut with highlights. When she and her pack move in to attack Tom and Edd , She was most likely killed by either Tom's shovel or Edd's Shotgun (Originally owned by Tord). Before she died, she and a fellow Zombeh managed to bite Tom and Edd, which would later infect them. She appeared again in Fun Dead, being shot.
- — Talking to Matt.
- A little after when Matt tells Private Brains to get a haircut with highlights, she is seen walking with a haircut with pink highlights when Matt is getting his skeleton arm.
|Main||Edd • Matt • Tom • Tord|
|Recurring||Paul • Christopher Bingbong • Larry • Hellucard • Diwi • Coco • Zombehs • Kim and Katya • Ringo • Zanta Claws • Santa Claus • Eduardo • Jon • Mark • Commander Bai • Patryck • Bendee • Dr. Decapi • Demons|
|Others||Tomee Bear • Larry • Bendee • Pvt. Brains • Lucifer • Clones • Laurel • The King • Grim Reaper • Joe • Hockey Mask Wearing Freak • Hilary • Atlantisians • Snogre • Fred • Psycosis • Son Rwanson|