This is a transcript for Mirror Mirror.
(Eddsworld intro comes in backwards. Cuts to hall of the house, where a sword slashes through the door. Edd enters triumphantly and Tom enters holding a box.)
Tom: (sarcastically) Ah! Well Edd, you've had that sword for a whole ten minutes and you've already destroyed the door. Good job!
Edd: Not all of it!
(Ringo comes through the cat flap, mewing happily. While slashing through a can of cola, Matt enters.) Matt: We should go to the magic store more often! (holds up mirror) I got a mirror!
Edd: Is it magical?
Matt: Who cares? I'm looking gooooooooooooo-
(Zooms into mirror. On the other side, in a parallel universe, a female version of Matt called Matilda finishes the sentence.)
(female versions of Tom and Edd (Tamara and Ell) enter. They are both holding the exact same things as their male counterparts.)
Tamara: Matilda, please stop saying words for a really long time, it freaks me out.
Ell: Sooo... what's in the box, Tamara?
(zooms into box. Flashback sets to a shop, where a box is sitting on the counter.)
Tamara: Oh hey, free box!
Highsenbird: Yes, but I must warn you... (zooms in) THE BOX CONTAINS A HORRIBLE CURSE!
Tamara: But...it's free, right?
Highsenbird: Well yeah, but it's....
Tamara: Hey guys! Free box!
Ell & Matilda: Yaaaay! (all run out of the store.)
Highsenbird: You're all gonna die. (flashback ends.)
Tamara: Well, I don't know... maybe it's DONUTS!
(opens box and horrible, evil sound seeps out. Tamara looks terrified.)
Ell: Was it donuts?
Tamara: No. Nuts. (drops box. Box opens up and huge, evil spirit floats out.)
Spirit: Muahahahaha! Cower in fear as you have opened the cursed box and unleashed the power of... DAZEEM! (lightning strikes)
Ell: Can I call you Daisy?
Dazeem: Wha- NO!
Tamara: (sniggering) Who gets trapped in a BOX?
Dazeem: Shut up!
Matilda: (holds up box) Do you have any donuts?
Dazeem: Ok, THAT'S IT!
(lets out huge lightning bolts. The gang starts to hide from the bolts. First it hits a dartboard, then it hits the sofa where Tamara falls off, and finally destroys a vase, which causes Matilda to cry in despair.)
Matilda: NO! NOT THE VASE!
(lobs book at Dazeem. He changes it into confetti.)
(Ell notices her sword on the floor. Picking it up, she declares a plan.)
Ell: Guys! I have an idea!
(The two ignore her and continue to lob things at Dazeem.)
(lobs chair at Dazeem. He turns it into a duck.)
Ell: No, seriously, I-
(is interrupted by Matilda)
Matilda: Heads... UP!
(lobs bowling ball at Dazeem. He turns it into a female Balloon Head Fred, which floats up into the air.)
Ell: Why don't I just throw the glowing swor-
(Tamara interrupts her)
(throws toaster at him. Dazeem turns it into toast then eats it.)
Ell: ARRRGH! AbracaSTABra!
(lobs sword towards Dazeem.)
Dazeem: Oh, no nuts. (disappears as sword cuts through him. Sword continues to fly through house.)
Ell: Matilda! Watch out!
(Matilda picks up mirror. She then turns around as she notices the sword.)
Matilda: Huh? (sword flys through mirror to the normal universe where the gang are happily eating donuts in their universe's box. Matt still holds his mirror.)
Edd: Aah. (chewing) I'm sure glad there were only donuts in this box and no evil demon ghosts.
Tom: Mmm, hmm. Yeah, I'm glad that oddly specific thing isn't happening as well.
(as Matt shoves box near the mirror, a shining light flashes and a sword comes out, followed by Ell, who steals their box of donuts.)
Ell: Thank you! (pulls sword into the mirror, along with box of donuts.)
(The gang is stunned.)
The girls: (from inside the mirror) Yay! Donuts!
(Matt lets out some frightened whimpers as he drops the mirror on the floor, ending the episode. After the credits roll, a clip showing the real Matt and two other people holding a large cheque for cancer charities benefited from Eddsworld: Legacy plays.)