Matt Sucks is an animation by Edd Gould. It was uploaded to Newgrounds, DeviantArt, and YouTube.


Matt goes trick-or-treating while dressed as a rabbit, despite being too old and getting twelve restraining orders. A passing vampire bites him, and Matt turns into a vampire himself.

Matt flies to his house, crushing a bat upon landing. He teleports into the house and approaches Edd to bite him. However, he walks into a mirror, as he has no reflection, and he corrects himself. As he is about to bite Edd, he tells him "dinner and a movie first, buddy". Matt reluctantly goes along and has another go for Edd's neck before being thwarted again.

Matt goes to a dimly-lit computer room and bites what appears to be Tom sitting in front of the computer. The real Tom steps in and sees Matt biting a pile of garlic, which causes Matt to recoil in shock. A terrified Tom runs to Edd and tells him that Matt's a vampire. Tom then builds an unstable Mega Stake Machine Gun|stake machine gun, which ends up killing them both.

Matt walks in on Edd and Tom's corpses and gets disappointed that he didn't get to kill them both. He decides to go outside for a walk, but he explodes.


  • In the scene where Matt is in Tom's room, a Tomee Bear can be seen on a bookshelf.
  • When Edd is killed by the stake machine gun, a picture of the Axe-Wielding Maniac from the 2007 Halloween Special can be seen.

Version differences

The Newgrounds version uses music from Jaws by John Williams, while the DeviantArt and YouTube versions use music composed by Kevin MacLeod.


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