Edd coming back from the grocery store.
Tom preparing to kill Santa Claus.
"Uh, Tom, what are you doing?"
"I thought the real Santa died centuries ago?"
"You don't want to know."
Zanta Claws riding his open "slay".
"Hey he stopped at that house over there."
"Uh yeah, let's go for a closer look!"
The gang peep through the window.
"Don't worry, children! You're both on the nice list this year!"
"Don't you realise I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE?!"
"You can't hurt us! We've been relatively good this year!"
"Well, according to my list..."
"You participated in a game of paintball... USING REAL GUNS!"
"No, I did not eat that pie!"
"And you didn't thank your milkman FOR HIS CHRISTMAS CARD!"
"WHY, EDD?! I JUST WANTED A LITTLE APPRECIATION! WHY?!"
The milkman driving slowly off a cliff, causing his death.
The Coca-Cola trucks save the day.
However, they forget Matt.
"Once again, Coke saves the day!"
"Well... I love you too, Edd."
"Did you really think it would be that easy?"
All of a sudden, the real Santa appears.
"Holy happy holidays in a..." (gets whacked by a tree branch)
"Ho ho ho! This holiday ain't big enough for the two of us!"
The real Santa Claus punches Zanta.
"You've earned these, kids!"
"But we didn't do anything!"
Edd receives a comic book.
Matt receives a purple hoodie.
Tord receives a can of Zom-B-Gone.
"I'LL GIVE YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR!" "No! (Rest of the gang)" (bang!)