asdfmovie2 is the second video in TomSka's asdfmovie series. It is one of twoasdfmovie videos animated by Edd Gould. It was uploaded to YouTube on January 1, 2010.
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First Skit Man: I baked you a pie! Kid: Oh, boy! What flavor? Man: Pie flavor!
(A tiny pie pops out of the pie while electric guitar music plays) Title Sequence
(asdfmovie2 theme song plays)
(Static) Second Skit
(A song plays in the background.) Girl: I like singing! Boy: I like dancing! I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(A train crushes him and the song ends.)
(Static) Third Skit Guy 1: Hey. it says 'gullible' on the ceiling.
(Guy 2 looks up) Guy 2: So it do-ahh, you stole my lungs.
(Static) Fourth Skit Potato Killer: Die, Potato!
(Potato pulls out a gun) Potato: Not today.
(Static) Fifth Skit Mad Scientist: Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! Llama: Baaaaa-- Mad Scientist: No, Llama, nooo!
(The Llama drives off a cliff.)
(Static) Sixth Skit Man: Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual! Doctor: How can you tell?
(Man barfs rainbows) Man: RAINBOWS!
(Static) Seventh Skit Ranger: What are you - A man? Or a mouse?
(A drawing of a horse is shown)
(Static) Eighth Skit Woman: Hey kids! I brought you some cookies! Kids: [cheer] I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(The woman and the kids stop smiling.)
(The "I Like Trains Kid" gets hit by train.)
(Static) Ninth Skit
(Desmond The Moon Bear title screen) Singers: Desmond The Moon Bear! Desmond: How did I get here? Announcer: The End.
(Static) Tenth Skit
(Man looking at book) Man: Ha ha! I can't read!
(Static) Eleventh Skit Man 1: Kitten fight! Man 2: No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!
(Gets hit in the face by a kitten)
(Picks up kitten, which gives him a really cute face) Man 2: Aww!
(Man 2's grave is shown)
(Static) Twelfth Skit Harold: What are you up to, son? I Like Trains Kid: I like trains. Harold: Haha! Yes, you do.
(Long pause)
(Static) Thirteenth Skit Man: Hey! you know who's gay? You-
(He and other guy get hit by a train) Ending Credits
(Credits roll) Fourteenth Skit Man 1: I can't wait to eat this bagel! Man 2: Yes, you can. Man 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.