I Don't know why the editor of Tom's Article thought that Edd Couldn't draw a pineapple. I mean, he can draw a helicopter for gods sake! And there was no confirmation. Toms Dad being a pineapple was probably just added into Fun Dead because it made more sense. And for Lore, come up with your own theories, I personally think that the watermelon is Toms true father, and he disappeared while Tom was still very young, and then that Toms Mom, Bowling Ball, Married a Pineapple, Tom's Step-Father, who would get shot and killed by a bear, leaving Bowling Ball Widowed.