Tom's Tales of Brilliance/Transcript

Once upon a time there was a man called Edd

and he made *Cough*

Once upon a time there was a man called Edd

and he made flash movies and there was other

guy called Tom and he made no sense. Together

they made a really strange movie that involved

chairs, talking lemons and Canadians. This

movie was called Tom's Tales of Awesome.

And this is the sequel to that movie.

BOOM!

Oh hey! A fish shop! Hello good sir! May I

buy some fish?

NOO!! YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY DELICIOUS FISH!!

Oh wait yes. Yes you can.

Okay then... Hmmm... There is no fish here...

That's because my fish is invisible!!

What?

To the escape pod!!

Well, that was strange... Ooh, I'm on fire.

WEE!! I'm skiing incredibly close to cliff!

Hahaha! Ha... Oh...

ARGHHH!!

Ouch that hurt!

Hey wait! Is that my body?! Ah crap i'm dead!!

Well, might as well make the most of this.

Oh boy! I sure can't wait to finish this last

card eyy! This last one eyy!

Yay I did it eyy!

Hahaha! I'm looking up skirts!

Hahaha! Wait what?

Taco...

Hmmm I am so bored. Well, I might as well

use this spoon powered time machine that doesn't

make any sense. Spoon goes in here and BLURBRUALSRUSAF

So, this is the future huh?

Hey! Why are you upside down?!

In the future everyone is upside down!

What?! That's stupid! The future is stupid!!

Well, hey there Mr Squirrel. ARGHH THE SQUIRREL

STOLE MY EYEBROWS!!

(Trombone)

Shut that damn trombone up!

(Carolling)

SHUT UP!!

Damn kids get off my lawn!!

Congratualtions Tom! You've just graduated

from the school of awesome!

Sweetcakes! Now I can fulfil my life long

dream of being a superhero!

Hey look a plane!

Urghh hey! I think we just hit a guy!

SHUT UP JOHNSON THINGS COULD BE A LOT WORSE!!

AHH NINJAS IN THE COCKPIT!! NINJAS IN THE

COCKPIT!!

ARGHHHHH!!

Oh boy! My first video camera! Now I can make

a super awesome movie!

Really cool detective show! Really cool detective

show! Yeah!

Hmm, I sure love being an awesome detective

of crime and bad things.

Detective Cool there has been a really bad

robbery and people are die!

Oh no! I must start to detect this bad crime doing!

Shall I get your car? *Cough*

No, I'll fly!

Woooosh!

What's the dia-prognosis Mr Crime Investigator Man?!

It looks like there was money stolen and that

a man was shot with a knife- Gun!

Hmmm what a perplexing crime- HEY YOU THERE

STOP!!

Chase scene! Chase scene! Chase scene! Chase scene!

He's gonna catch the bad guy! He's gonna catch

the bad guy!

Detective Cool is so awesome! Yeah!

Haha! I have caught you I win! Ye-

You are the best detective ever!

The End.

(Coughing)

(Tom Rapping for Credits Music)

The credits are already done? Oh, WELL GO HOME THEN!