Christmas Demolition

"Christmas Demolition" is a song by TwinTapes made for Zanta Claws III. It features vocals from Thomas Ridgewell, Edd Gould, Matt Hargreaves and Chloë Dungate.

Lyrics
Tom:

I feel evil, haunted,

controlled, possessed

And everything I'm doing

is illegal, I know!

Call it a Christmas upheaval,

press charges on my alter ego!

I do not sing along to your stupid songs

Silent night, take a hike!

Jingle bells, go to hell!

I'm just like a poisonous

snake, overflowed with hate

Make NO mistake, there is NO escape!

I will blow up this place,

make a mess of your face,

and what's left of you,

there will be no trace!

(Tom fires a missile at the

Christmas Tree in the town square)

Chorus:

It's a Christmas demolition!

(Edd presses weapon Z, which fires

missiles out the Boxmas Bot's chest,

though Tom strategically avoids them.)

Chorus:

It's a Christmas Demolition!

Matt:

I know you're not a Christmas fanatic

but you're being problematic

and slightly dramatic!

Edd:

You blew up the reindeer,

you act like a punk

Every time you get drunk,

we put up with this junk!

Santa:

Word on the street is I'm losing my funk

My cool, my flow, my HOHOHO...

But we can't let you steal the show.

(Zanta is fired onto the sled

and has a guitar duel with

Tom while the chorus plays)

(Tom and Zanta play guitars)

(speaking)

Matt: Hey, uh, everyone,

aren't they both bad guys?

Santa: Shoot the suckers.

Zanta: Uh-oh