The Birds and The Bees/Transcript

Transcript
John: Finally!

They told me it was impossible, they told

me I was mad, they told me to stop! SHOUTING!

I have created the perfect partner who will

be mine and only mine forever!

*coughing*

Simone: *MONSTER SCREECHES*

*more disgusting monster sounds*

John: Simone, this last few weeks have been just

incredible.

I- I love you.

Simone: *monster gurgles*

John: Simone, who is Jeff?

Simone: John, I think we should see other people.

John: Sounds like you already are!

Simone: I'll send for my things...

John: *crying* Weeping into my strudel...

[Credits]

John: That's right, everybody look at the freak!

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John: Who do you think you are!? You think you are the bee's knees?? I made those knees!