Spares/Transcript

Transcript
[explosions]

Tough Hero Guy: "Finally, we defeated the super powerful demon mutant zombie pirate magic ninja evil overlord from hell and outer space.

Nerd: "No we didn't it's right behind you."

Tough Hero Guy: Oh...

The Big Named Monster: [eats Tough Hero Guy]

[credits music]

Edd: "I think it's safe to say that was the best film EVER!"

Tord: "Indeed it was.'

Tom: "Yeah."

Matt: "Absolutely."

Edd: "I bet millions of people are going to see it."

Tord: "Definitely."

Tom: "Nobody will ever love me."

Matt: "Without a doubt."

Bing: "Four viewers?! How did my film only get four viewers?!"

Bing: "Don't they know how many monkeys I had to tape together to make that monster? MANY!"

Bing: "How can this be? How is it possible?! Nobody has ever seen a movie like this!"

Larry: "Apart from Godzilla, King Kong, Jurassic Park."

Bing: "There has to be some way to get more than 4 people to watch my film!"

Larry: "Make a better one?"

Bing: "YES! That's perfect!"

Bing: "If I take the 4 people that came to my film and we multiply the mass of the route of the volume over the common denominator divided by π (pi) and remove 3 decimal places then it will result in my film being successful."

Bing: "It's a good job I used the leftover monkeys to make this cloning machine."

Larry: "And how's that supposed to help?"

Bing: "Isn't it obvious? If 4 people came to see my film and I make 4 million clones of those 4 people then I'll get at least 444 more viewers!"

Larry: "And how exactly do you intend to clone them?"

Bing: "With the DNA left on their seats! Hahaha! HAHAHA!!" [music]

Giant Crabs: "Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomomnomnomnomnomnomnom"

Moving Target: "Watch out for the giant crabs!!"

Tough Hero Guy: "Hah, That's what she said!"

Horde of clones: [laughter]

Tom clone: "Wait, how is that funny?"

Real Matt headed Matt clone: "Hello there!"

Bing: "It worked! I am winning!"

Bing: "Hey! What's going on? Oh wait! They leave when the film ends."

Bing: "DAMMIT LARRY, YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS ONE THROUGH AT ALL!!"

Hellucard: "Oh look it's Edd!"

Hellucard: "Ey Hedd!" [over and over]

Leader Edd clone: "So uh, where should we go now?"

Horde of clones: "Arcade!"

Feminine Tom clone: "Shoe shopping! ... Erm... I mean, [deep voice] Arcade!" [music]

Leader Edd clone: "So uh, where should we go now?"

Horde of clones: "Home"!

Feminine Tom clone: "Kitten shopping!.. Aw not again!" [meanwhile]

Bing: "They've got to be around here somewhere."

Bing: "Hey, excuse me, have you seen a large group of identical looking people around here?"

Bing: "BLAST! We'll never find them! Curse me for cloning such geniuses!" [meanwhile]

Tom: "Hey Edd, is it cool if I drink this milk?"

Edd: "That's white paint."

Tom: "So, it's cool right?" ''[meanwhile... again]''

Larry: "Hmm, a trail of empty Edd's empty Cola cans."

Bing: "Those can be anyone's cans!"

Bing: "That could be any Edd!"

Bing: "That could be any clone! Oh."

TV: [music] [doorbell] Edd: "Matt, can you get the door?" [all the clones crash in]

Edd: "So, err. Who was it?" [jingle]

Edd: "Oh no! It's a horde of disgusting hideous fish faced demon spawn!"

Matt: "They're clones!"

Edd: "Yeah, that what I said."

Tom: "Calm down guys, clones aren't so bad. I mean think of the possibilities!"

Tom clone 2: "Holy bumblebees on a body board!"

Tom clone 3: "Holy carrot cake on a kitten!"

Tom clone 4: "Holy reused joke on a web toon!"

Edd: "Anyone else want a drink?"

Horde of clones: "Sure. Yes. Please." [Edd shoots the head off of an Edd clone]

Edd: "Oh bugger..." [music] [meanwhile]

Bing: "Ah! It appears the trail of cans ends here!"

Bing: "So, they must have taken to the sewers of the city and spread across the many tunnels trailing filth and destruction. Hibernating for thousands of years in raw sewage which of course will give them magical powers only to be used against us when they establish a civilization beneath our very feet and plan to destroy the very fabric of our-"

Larry: "Or they're behind you..." [meanwhile]

Random clone: "Hello!"

Edd: "Well, I think that's all of them."

Edd: Hey you're that- that director!

Bing: Evil director!

Edd: What are you doing here?!

Bing: I'm here to get rid of all the- clones...

Matt: Hey guys!

Matt clone: Hey guys!

Tom: Uh oh, Two Matts?! I think we all know what we have to do. [10 minutes later]

Edd: I think we made the right choice.

Tord: Oh yes definitely.

Matt: Indubitably.

Matt clone: Hey, I was about to say that!

Bing: Now that's what I call recycling!

Edd, Tord, both Matts, and Bing: [laughter]

Larry: HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATHE?! [music]