User:WhoCores?

Hi, I'm Matt, and I'm the most attractive zombie on the planet.

About Me
No need to describe myself. Being a strawberry blonde myself, I personally have several HUNDRED allies with the Zombehs. And I'm the most handsome zombeh on the planet, to ever live! However, I do lack the ability to maintain a left arm.

How this all Happened
Well, It's a pretty easy story to explain. Me, Edd, Tom, and Tord were just driving down the road, when a person ran out in front of our car, and hit it! So, we had to find a repair kit. After entering Bittensborough, we needed to find directions. So I aimlessly decided to ask a Zombeh for directions. If you've seen the handsome image of me, you might assume he bit off my left arm, which he did! I then turned into a Zombeh, and attacked my friends, because I’m a Zombeh now! We got Tord. But he got the omnomicon, and passed on.

What do I do?
Well, seeing how you most likely might have already read the infobox about me, what I do is simply lead the Zombehs against the three others. But in my spare time, I found this, and signed up for it! Now I edit these pages, but I'm still a zombeh.