Christmas Eddventure/Transcript

This is a transcript for Christmas Eddventure.

Transcript
(Christmas Eddsworld theme plays but it's followed by snowflakes. After the intro, Edd and Matt are sitting on the couch, then the doorbell rings and they open the door, revealing Santa Claus as Edd gasps)

Edd: Santa Claus!

Santa Claus: Boys! The North Pole has been invaded by... penguins!! I need your help to save Christmas!

(Tom slams the door)

Tom: Nope.

Edd: Aww.

(The scene cuts back to the door)

Santa Claus: Oh no they've found me!

(Penguins beaks break through the door, while the penguins are making noises then the scene cuts to Zanta's grave with Zanta Claws crawling out.)

Matt: Oh no! It's Zanta Claws!

Zanta Claws: Yes! I'm back! AND THIS TIME I WILL FINALLY-

Tom: Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Noooo!

(Tom moves the sofa to where Zanta Claws crawled out while The Ghost of Christmas Past appears.)

The Ghost of Christmas Past: It is me! The Ghost of Christmas Past! and I'm here to teach you a lesson abo-

(Tom uses a vacuum cleaner similar to Luigi's Poltergust 3000 to suck up The Ghost of Christmas Past.) Tom: Noooo!

Magical Snowman: Hey guys! Let's go on a magical musical adventure! Magical Snowmaa-

(Tom shovels Magical Snowman into the fireplace as Magical Snowman screams in pain while he melts.)

Magical Snowman: '''AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'''

(It cuts to the Elves)

Elves: Hey boys! We elves are going on strike! So we ain't building no more toys until a-

(Tom captures the Elves in a bag and throws them into the ocean. The phone rings and Matt picks it up and answers.)

Matt: Hello?

(It cuts to Matt's Grandma.)

Matt's Grandma: Matt? It's your grandma. I'm on a plane to visit you.

(It zooms away from Matt's Grandma to reveal she is piloting the plane.)

Matt's Grandma: BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!

(It cuts back to Matt while Tom cuts the wire.)

Matt: Hellooo?

(The plane is seen crashing into the ground and exploding.)

Matt: Tom...Why won't you let us go on any magical Christmas adventures?!

(It cuts to Tom looking behind)

Tom: Oh, you wanna know why? Heheh!

(Tom turns around)

Tom: You wanna know WHY?!

(It shows that Tom made dinner while a Tadaa similar sound plays) Tom: 'Cause I made dinner.

Matt: Ag- Oh.

Tom: Just once I thought we could enjoy Christmas. A real Christmas. No distractions. No adventures. Just us. Good human friends.

Edd: But I thought you hated Christmas.

Tom: Err-

(The real Tom breaks out of the cabinet, looking beat up)

Tom: GUYS, IT'S THE PENGUINS!!!

Tom (Imposter): They're onto us.

(The Penguins come out and attack Edd and Matt)

Tom: You'll never get away with this!!

Tom (Imposter): Oh...

(The penguin takes off his Tom costume.)

General Noot Noot: We already have.

Tom: NOOOOOO!!!

General Noot Noot: '''QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!'''

(Ends the video)