PowerEdd/Transcript

Transcript
(Edd's hand reaches the roof, with him climbing the wall. He looks down, understandably afraid. The scene then cuts to Tom in the living room.)

Tom: Hurry, Edd! There's not much time!

(Matt jumps down. He makes various gestures with his eyelids.)

Matt: You've got to save the CHILDREN!!!

(Cut back to Edd, who prepares to grab something. He then pulls a tree out of his satellite dish. Scene cuts back to the living room.)

[static]

TV V/O: And now back to... "The Children".

Child: This ain't apple juice!

(canned laughter)

Matt and Tom:  YAY!

(cut to Edd, looking rather pleased to himself. His expression changes to dread when he hears an all-too familiar voice.)

Eduardo: HEY! Nice satellite, loser!

Edd: (dramatic zoom-in) Eduardo....

(cut to Eduardo, accompanied to a remastered version of his signature guitar stinger)

Eduardo: How many channels you get on that thing?

Edd: A thousand, actually!

Eduardo: Ehehe, that all? This baby's nuclear-powered! We get channels from SPACE!

(cut to space, then to Eduardo's living room. Mark and Jon are watching one of these "space channels")

Blue Alien: (some sort of alien language, sounding like "gnaarq qiq aahooe fe) (turkey canned laughter)

Mark:  I'm...so confused.

(cut back to outside)

Eduardo:  Just admit it, Edd. I'm better than you!

Edd: What is your problem?

Eduardo: Heh, problem!? I don't have any problems! I'm Numero Uno! YOU'RE the one who's comin' in second place!

(Eduardo punches the box that powers his satellite dish, which makes it glow green. Eduardo's suddenly bewildered....)

Eduardo: What the...?

(....then electrocuted.)

Eduardo: GGYAAAARGH!!

(The satellite dish then releases a blast of radiation that hits Edd and knocks him off the roof.)

Edd: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!! (echoed and fading out.)

(Intro begins. While the opening credits roll, all of Edd's cells and organisms begin to glow green, his bones repair and his skeleton becomes green as the word 'PowerEdd' flashes on the screen. Fades to black.)

(Sound of wind and heart monitor beeping commences. The screen widens to give the impression Edd is opening his eyes. Matt and Tom appear, where Matt is making a heart monitor sound with his mouth.)

Matt: Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. (Tom slaps him) OW!

Tom: You okay, Edd?

(Edd is bandaged and is lying in bed.)

Edd: (weakly) What...happened?

Tom: You fell off the roof...

Matt: (interrupting) We were so worried!

(Flashback to living room. Tom and Matt are still watching 'The Children'.

Child: This ain't apple juice!

(canned laughter, then sound of Edd screaming and fall off the roof in background.)

Tom: (calling) Edd, can you grab some popcorn?

(back to present.)

Edd: You know, I don't actually feel too.... (notices Tom and Matt have gone) Ah.

TV V/O: And now back to... THE CATS! (TV shows image of three cats on the screen.)

Cat: Meow. (canned laughter as Tom and Matt watch excitedly)

(Cuts back to Edd, who spots a bee flying near his face. Cuts back to Tom and Matt looking away from the TV when hearing Edd's screams.)

Edd: AAH! BEE! (Explosion. Cuts to the outside of Edd's bedroom, where it has been completely destroyed. The bee is still alive.)

(Matt and Tom run over.)

Tom: Edd?

(Edd floats in midair behind him.)

Edd: Uh, guys?

(Tom and Matt yelp, which causes Edd to yelp and fall to the ground. Cuts to kitchen, where Edd is happily flying around the room.)

Edd: Wheeeeee!

Tom: So...you can fly now?

Edd: That's not all I can do!

(cuts to scene where Tom and Matt are skeletons due to Edd's x-ray vision.)

Matt: Hey! Stop undressing me with your eyes!

(Without x-ray vision, Edd points to Tom's glass of water and heats it up. Tom starts to bounce the cup around.)

Tom: Arrgh! Hot, hot, hot!

Edd: Oh, sorry! (uses his icy breath to cool it down.) Ah! There!

(Tom is completely frozen)

Tom: (through ice) Cool...

Matt: What else can you do? (Edd smirks.)

(montage begins with Edd going near the plane making a funny face at a couple, then it shows Matt and Tom racing. Edd shows up and beats them. Then Edd uses his laser vision to burn the phrase "EDD IS AWESOME" on a building. Edd, with his icy breath turns the kitchen into an ice rink. Matt watches as Tom slips. Finally, Edd draws a picture that portrays himself as the superhero he is. And back with Edd with the costume he made.)

Tom: Okay, if you're gonna be a real superhero, you'll need a cool origin story.

Matt:  Yeah, how did you get superpowers anyway?

Edd: Well the last thing I remember was a radioactive satellite dish on Eduardo's roof and then I... Wait! If I got superpowers, then... I should have a cool superhero name!

Tom: Uh Edd?

(Edd looks out the window. SFX: Explosion)

Eduardo: I'm numero uno!

Edd: Uh oh.

(Cut back to house. Edd and the gang are watching a TV broadcast.)

TV/O: BREAKING NEWS! A mysterious supervillian has been causing havoc after destroying the bacon factory!

Edd: Oh no!

TV/O: ...the cola factory...

Edd: OH NO!

TV/O: ...and the Karlsson cotton and fabric factory.

Edd: OH N- Well, that's not that bad.

TV/O: Who specialises in making green hoodies.

(Zooms out of the house quickly and Edd screamed angry.)

Edd: EDUARDO! (Matt making car noises)

Matt: Uh... Edd?

Eduardo: Muhahaha! (Edd throws the car towards Eduardo)

Matt: EEEEEEEEEEDD!!

Tom: Hah! Who's the loser n- (Eduardo punches Tom out of the car)

Tom: Laaaaaame!! (Eduardo hits the car off of him)

Matt: Uhm... Help?

Eduardo: Well well well. Look who finally showed up.

Edd: SERIOUSLY! What is your problem? (Dragonball Z style fight scene)

Dad: Congratulations son, you have the cleanest bedroom I've ever seen- (Edd blasts through the wall, causing the room to turn into a mess)

Dad: Wow what a mess. No son of mine would have a room like this. You're dead to me.

(Harold is preparing to devour a cake, until Edd blasts through the wall behind him)

Harold's wife: Harold, you better not be eating that cake-

Harold's wife: HAROLD, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

(Emo Kid cocks a gun, and points it to his head)

Emo Kid: Goodbye cruel world. (Edd blasts through the wall, knocking the gun out of his hand)

Emo Kid: Aww... (Emo Kid notices the giant hole in the wall and jumps out of it)

Emo Kid: Weeee! I'm okay.

Eduardo: Just admit it. I'm better than you! (More sweet ass fighting)

Tom: (falls) Lame.

Tom: Oh no... (Tom screaming) (Monster Tom Approaches A Guy, who then takes a photo of him after he roars)

(Photo noise)

(The guy is then attacked)

Citizens:Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?!

Another Citizen:NO! It's both! Oh hey, superheroes.

Eduardo: (while punching edd)Why don't you just give up?

You're a loser!

Face it, Edd!

You're comin' in second place!

Edd: (bleeding from the mouth)Second place?

(FLASHBACK!!)

Lady Teacher:Oh Eduardo, what a lovely painting! I think this might just come in first place!

(checks clipboard)

Uum... Edd. Do you have an entry for the contest?

(Edd proceeds to quickly draw him as a super hero, handing it to the teacher)

Teacher:This is... Amazing... Edd you get first place!

Edd:Yaaay!

Eduardo, tearfully:What?

The entire class, pointing(in unison): You're second place! You're second place! YOU'RE SECOND PLACE! YOU'RE SECOND PLACE!!

(Flashback Ends)

Edd, back in the present:I...

Eduardo, frowning:Any last words?

Edd:I... I'm sorry...

Eduardo, smirking:Yea- (stops smirking)What?

Edd, smiling:You did deserve first place. My drawing sucked!

Eduardo:Wow... I uh...

Edd, noticing Monster Tom:Watch out! (gets hit) ARGHH!!

(Power down sound)

Eduardo:No one hits my neighbour but me!

(Eduardo attacks monster Tom with a laser)

(Power down sound)

Eduardo, injured:Everyone okay?

Matt:Tom! Did you see the monster!?

Tom, very very injured:... Nope.

Matt:It was awesome! It was all like ROOOAR!!! I'm a monster!

Cop:There's the monster!! Get 'im!

Matt:Aaah!!

(Policeman sounds"oi oi oi oi oi oi oi")

Edd:Heh, shame we lost all those powers. Fun while it lasted, though.

Eduardo:Uuh... You may wanna look down.

Edd, when he notices he's floating:Huh! Guess I have some juice left.

(pointing in same manner from flashback)I still have powers! I STILL HAVE POWERS!!

(eduardo looks peeved off)

Argh! Bee! (Zap then fall)