Tom's Tales of Awesome/Transcript

AD 2004

Two of the greatest minds of the internet meet.

AD 2006

They combine their talents into one awe inspiring

animation and humour beyond compare.

AD 2006 again

The duo set out to create the greatest flash

animation ever. BOOM.

Hmm, an inconspicuous large red button. I

see that no repercussions can possibly occur

from pressing it thusly.

There all is well. (Whistling)

Meanwhile in Canada.

Oh man life is so boring eyy. I think i'll

go ride a moose. I sure love to ride my- (Pop)

I'm just walking along in a random white void

looking for an interesting plot development.

Hello there, I am a giant lemon.

Oh my god.

Yes, that is me. I am he. He be me, but more

importantly who be yee.

Well, my good sir. I am a generic passer by

just making my way to another cameo appearance.

Well, that is splendid so it is, but unfortunately

you can not continue.

Why?

Because I am an asshole.

Oh, well that seems very reasonable and I

respect your- SHOVE!

Oh no I am appear to be falling into a giant

juicer. I can honestly say that I did not

see that coming. So I didn't.

Hurrah.

Ahh what the hell. Weee!!

Tralalala. Ooo! A penny!

Hello I am a magic panny! Have some friggin' wishes!

Hmmm, okay! I wish for infinite wishes.

What?! You can't ask for that!

Why not? I wished for it.

Wh- That's not- Explosion POW!

Hmm... Talalala!

Woah! Wooooah!! Woah! It's a chair. I cannot

believe it. A chair! Oh man! Chair! Hey, hey

dude! Come over and look at this.

What's so interesting man? HOLY CRAP, is that

a chair?!

Yeah man, a chair!

WOOOAH

I know man I couldn't believe it myself. CHAIRRR!!

Hahaha! Oh man, I love this chair!

Yeah, me too man.

I'm bored now.

Yeah, let's go play Tetris.

TETRIS!! I LOVE TETRIS!! YAAAY!!

Hey, is that a lamp?

Please help me i'm going to fall.

Do not fear for Captain State The Obvious

is here.

Yaay. So, errr. Are you gonna save me or what?

You are hanging onto a ledge.

Well, yeah.

And you're at risk of falling to your death.

I know.

You are in need of assistance.

Oh, well thank you Captain State The Obvious.

That's all I wanted to hear.

Do not worry needy citizen! Apathetic Bloke

is here.

Oh you know what? Screw this! (Screaming)

(Credits song)