Fan Service 2/Transcript

Transcript
[Door creak]

[light switch flicked on]

Matt: Time to get back to work.

Emails!

[knuckle crack]

Why did Tord go this time...

When is the next eddisode...

Is Eddsworld really over...

Animation idea!

C-lick!

Dear Eddsworld crew,

I wrote an Eddsworld fan fiction.

It took me all year but i'm really proud of it.

I even think it could make a good episode.

Let me know what you think.

All right, let's see what we got here.

[click]

Edd and Matt are hanging out on the sofa,

there is an advert for bacon cola on tv.

[Matt chuckles]

Tom walks in and takes off his...

oh...

oh dear.

[music playing - Libiamo ne' lieti calici]

[It's from Giuseppe Verdi's - La traviata, a classic]

[it's a really intense and joyful piece of operatic music that keeps building up]

Oh!

Ouurgh!

[gasp]

Why?

My eyes!

[vomit sounds, gross chunky ones]

In the face, why the face?!

Oh, no!

It's like you don't even know the characters!

Upside down?

...with a bungee cord?

Where did the llama come from?!

I don't think I can hold my breath that long.

I don't think anyone can!

[music stops]

Well at least they put Tommee bear in there.

WAY in there...

The End...

Question mark?!

P.S:

I attached some art?!

[click]

[ringing noise intensifies]

I know now what must be done.

[Matt smashes the window and falls, "dying" in the process.]

[music continues, BIG FINISH]