Zombeh Attack 2/Transcript

(Music)

Tord: Edward, let me in!

Edd: Who's out there?

Tord: It's Tord

Edd: No, tha-that's impossible... You're dead!

Tord: Edward, Edwaaard!

Edd: Cut that out!

Tord: I'm in your car, Edward!

Edd: Hey get out of there!

Tord: Then lemme in!

Edd: Fine come in, wipe your feet...

Tord: Edd, I need your help. I must find the Necronomicon for inside it's passages lies the cure for this zombie curse on my corpse.

Edd: Why do you need MY help?!

Tord: Help me, or i'll eat your brains.

Edd: I'll get my coat...

[Meanwhile...]

God: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

(MUSIC)

Matt: Tom!

Tom: (Mumbles)

Matt: Tom, I've come back. BACK FROM THE GRAVE! I need your help to-

(Tom throws up)

Tom: Whoops, sorry I threw up on your-

Matt: I know, just come with me!

Tord: Arghhh!!

Edd: What?!

Tord: I er, I slammed the door on my leg....Hey look, it's Kim and Katya!

(Zombie noises then car hitting them noises)

(Car crashing)

Tord: Crap! Matt must be after the Necronomicon too!! We have to get to the book's resting place before him!

Edd: This way! I know a shortcut!

Edd: And we just take a left here and HOLY SHIT.

(Music)

Edd: RUN AWAY!!

Tom: Hello?

Man: You have to help me, there are zombies everywhere!

Matt: Nom!

Tom: Matt, do you HAVE to eat every survivor that comes to us?

Matt: Finally, the Necronomicon's resting place.

Tom: Mmm... Inviting.

Matt: Three books?! Nobody ever said anything about THREE books!

Matt: Hey!!

Guy: ARGHHH!!!

Edd: I wonder where Matt is?

Tord: drawdE ,rac ruoy ni m'I

(Heavenly Music)

Tom: Edd, let's go get me drunk.

(Credits Music)